O pereche sarbatoreste nunta de argint si in acelasi timp si 60 de ani de viata. In timpul celebrari i apare o zana si le zice: ca premiu pentru fidelitatea voastra timp de 25 ani, as vrea sa va implinesc cate o dorinta. Sotia entuziasmata exclama: "Vreau sa fac o calatorie in jurul lumii cu sotul meu !" si imediat dupa ce zana a atins-o cu bagheta magica apar doua bilete de avion. Sotul se gandeste putin si dupa aceea, adresandu-se sotiei zice: "Atmosfera asta e foarte romantica dar am aceasta sansa doar o singura data in viata asa ca, scuza-ma draga, dar dorinta mea e aceea de a avea o sotie cu 30 de ani mai tanara decat mine". Sotia ramane socata dar dorinta e dorinta asa ca zana il multumeste: il atinge cu bagheta magica si pac! Sotul devine de 90 de ani. Morala: toti barbatii sunt niste nenorociti, dar zanele sunt femei. A man escapes from prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he kisses her on the neck, then goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Just do what he tells you. This guy must be dangerous and if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey. I love you!" To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!"