- Mar 31, 2005
#15 și #19 mi se par foarte reușite pe post de lecții de viață, în general.
• When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
• A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
• I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
• Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.